Mongolian Bananas

Because in a world where no one is normal someone has to be different. And in a world where everyone's different... well I really don't know, I guess that's what we'll have to find out.
My name is Hazel Grace Lancaster, and I suffer from second hand metaphor.

My name is Hazel Grace Lancaster, and I suffer from second hand metaphor.

Gee that doesn’t sound like me at all.  

Gee that doesn’t sound like me at all.  

(via chapmankenzie)

Why must you hurt me in this way? :’(

Why must you hurt me in this way? :’(

(Source: examined-life)

chadcomello:

The book of the future, by Grant Snider. (via NYT).

This is a marvelous invention, I simply must have twelve thousand of them. 

chadcomello:

The book of the future, by Grant Snider. (via NYT).

This is a marvelous invention, I simply must have twelve thousand of them. 

(via the-galaxy)

Well duh.

Well duh.

(Source: readingisawonder)

Most girls

like-wishing-for-rain:

I have nothing to wear!


Me:

I have nothing to read!